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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 18:50
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Everyone loved it.
Next, they tried...
Summer rentals in the Hamptons are down 30% - CNBC
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Just Forget it!
Minds and Behinds
See a vivid green fireball light up the northeastern US (video) - Space
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
So they tried
share office space ...
No way
So, the docs changed it to read
Catatonics & High Colonics
Zombie fungus-infected fly that likely lived among dinosaurs is preserved in amber - CNN
Then came..
Unacceptable again!
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Have you ever had sex with your mother-in-law? If so, how was it and did your wife ever find out?
Loons and Moons
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Acting NASA Administrator Janet Petro June 6, 2025 - NASA Watch
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
No, not a chance
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Why is there no great temptress figure in any of Tolkien’s major works?
They put up a sign reading
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Nuts and Butts
iOS 26 Includes These Five Smaller Features You Might Have Missed - MacRumors
Still no good
Hysterias & Posteriors
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
There’s another leak on the ISS, but NASA is not saying much about it - Ars Technica
No go.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Still no good.
Cholesterol-lowering drugs help combat Alzheimer’s disease - The Brighter Side of News
Freaks and Cheeks
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Thumbs down again.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)